Kenya must be the only country in the world where...
...no one knows what Party the president belongs to! We now have two political parties claiming that they loaned to him to one super party with the same two parties claiming that the super party is not a party after all but an 'umbrella'!
...the three principal candidates in a general election form government...thats after spending the equivalent of $ 100 Million on an election, only for them to agree at a bargaining table...This is true Democracy!
...you can recieve 20 goats in exchange for the illegal firearm you own!
...the police have invented a secure, digital way to recieve bribes. Just use MPESA (Mobile phone fund transfere!)
...Ministers dont resign, they 'step aside', and continue drawing that heafty salary!
...you can purchase a hotel worth $90 Million dollars for quater price...now thats what i call a bargain!
...more later!
chanz
